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Kristen Stewart photographed by Sebastian Kim for Vanity Fair France, September 2014

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nineteenlives:

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I’ve had like no success on Tinder so let’s see how I do if I’m a burrito instead

Update: it’s 30 seconds of swiping and I have 8 matches already I didn’t know that’s possible

JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU NON-UNGGOS DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF ATTENTION I CAN’T MULTITASK MESSAGES I HAVE LEARNED THI SABOUT MY SELF TODAY


THIS IS WHY I AM SINGLE

What if the story that I have to tell my kids one day is that I met their mother while acting like a burrito? God, that’d be so romantic

JESUS CHRIST I”VE GOTTEN 8 NUMBERS TONIGHT


No one man should have ALL THAT POWER

THAT LAST COMMENT WAS ME OMFG


This has gotten out of hand. 1878 matches and counting. Guys, I’ve literally gotten 200 times the amount of matches I’ve ever gotten on my actual Tinder in just 4 days.


Why am I still doing this

A couple people asked what’s been happening with this. I deleted it almost 2 weeks ago because I got overwhelmed with the notifications on my phone (plus it was draining my battery). 

That was the last screenshot I took, but it ended up being more around 3500 matches before I deleted it. Surprisingly, I met some cool people, some cute people and learned a lot about myself and the way I behave when I’m interested in someone. The end, THE BURRITO TINDER SAGA IS OVER AND HAS BEEN OVER.

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES. Thanks for featuring me in this post 😂

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people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

sincerelyhappines:

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egotisticalgold:

The female body is art.

true

^ yes






(via TumbleOn)

letsfuckaroundthatswhatwedo:

I have so many ugly pictures of my friends purely stored for revenge

(Source: skittlevodka)

booksxcrooks:

(◡‿◡✿) Slow sensual deep meaningful kisses

(◡‿◡✿) Lustful hands sliding down bodies with little tiny gasps of pleasure 

(◡‿◡✿) Tugging on their hair gently only to move the kisses to their neck 

(◡‿◡✿) Jawline kisses slowly moving back to their lips

(◕‿◕✿) Muffled kissing while getting the shit fucked out of them

That escalated quickly

sincerelyhappines:

(via TumbleOn)

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phantomcat94:

meefling:

You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.